Carson: "Let me be the Ghost of Christmas Future Mr. Heisman Winner......You'll Be Playing For Mike Brown.......It's Over Before it Begins.....I urge you to pull a Eli Manning.....Or you will be stuck in 3rd gear or worse for your entire career"
Joe: "But it's my homestate......Ma & Pa can come to the games"
Carson: "Ma & Pa will also visit you in the hospital.....with the lack of support on the OLine and everywhere else"
Joe: "Uh- Oh"